The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

lazy

the lack of determination for something by doing absolutely nothing but commits one of the 7 deadly sins 'greed'

dad: timothy GO CLEN UR BLUDE ROOM LADE!!!
timothy: no im too busy

dad: BS ur just 'lazy'

by sir genius 900th March 18, 2019

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river

Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.

by Datboijason November 1, 2021

lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

by Dingofish May 15, 2024

narco-lazy

When you're lazy and always fall quickly asleep.

Matt, you are so narco-lazy.

by Momma of 2 April 19, 2018

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019