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Jose Rampage

a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.
Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.

Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.
by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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Jose Tañada

Jose is a great big dick man. He has a lightsaber that could light up any room he walks into. Something about his smile is so mesmerizing it just gets me going. He's a great kisser with his soft and voluptuous lips. His great selection of clothing includes his tight show giving khakis and his ugly Christmas sweater that isn't so ugly anymore after he puts it on. His energy is like a golden retriever. Everyone deserves a Jose in their lives.
Person 1: "OMG is that Jose Tañada??"
Person 2: "DILF ALERT, DILF ALERT!!"
by DilfLover102 November 23, 2021
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