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jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
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Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.
I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.
by pixstix76 December 5, 2022
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Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022
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Jizz Hut

A woman who accommodates the semen of any man
I'm so horny I really wish Tori was still in town, she was such a jizz hut!
by KramerLevels May 8, 2018
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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
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jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard
Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano
by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017
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jizz pie

Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe
by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018
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