placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
Get the jizz bagelmug. by pixstix76 December 5, 2022
Get the Fizzle jizzmug. A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022
Get the Jizz Monkeymug. by KramerLevels May 8, 2018
Get the Jizz Hutmug. Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
Get the jizz bedmug. by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017
Get the jizz valcanomug. by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018
Get the jizz piemug.