Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds

“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”

by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

Damnit jacob

A phrase you use when someone makes a joke definition or uses a name to make fun of someone

My friend made me yell "Damnit Jacob" when he entered me as a definition on urban dictionary

by Joke words November 17, 2016

Jacob gouda

Everyone's best friend in the whole wide world.

Man I love Jacob gouda he is my best friend

by Spike Mcgregory June 21, 2020

jacob zamer

jacob zamer can suck my fat chunky luncky slubadunkey delisioso mucho grande fat farting quifing pussyshlop hujmmper grummpinmgb fartme ello gona doo rag sporting c wealk n***a ass up you punk ass be yachtch you slkunk ass pooson ello govna color with a you looking fart indago 7 of the same dog skoopoop poopskooper n***a sporting n****a homoerotica supkalfra SUCKING DIESAL jackspeticpooper english white hulm helm punk ass up

jacob zamer can suck my fat chunky luncky slubadunkey delisioso mucho grande fat farting quifing pussyshlop hujmmper grummpinmgb fartme ello gona doo rag sporting c wealk n***a ass up you punk ass be yachtch

by paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021

jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.

jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

by the not a meme August 12, 2017

jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022