July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 27, 2021

July 27th

The day you sneak threw your gf's window at night!

See yah tonight, it's July 27th.

by lovely_rose32 July 26, 2021

July 18

National "send your boyfriend nudes" day.

Gf: guess what day it is.
Bf:what
Gf: July 18, national send your boyfriend nudes day
Gf:sends nudes
Bf:😀👍

by Wononlongterms July 18, 2022

July 14

the day where you ask your tiktok crush out and they can’t say no

its july 14

by Antiikevo July 12, 2022

July 31st

July 31st is the national Tara Yummy day

that's the day we celebrate the most awesome person in this world Tara Yummy

it's July 31st, so it's Tara Yummy day I have to celebrate this

by bisnacksueel July 31, 2021

July 28

This person is an ABSOLUTE HOMO and likes an unhealthy amount of penis.

"WOW they must be born on july 28"

by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”

by hisluvr July 3, 2022