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He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
Dang he has some dope J's ! He must be a Jonatan !
Jonatan by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014
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Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick
Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's
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Jonathyn 

A guy that is a man whore and likes to hook up with and date girls with large features. Example: nose, breasts, bum, eyes, ears, etc.
Man did you see his girlfriend's nose? That dude is such a Jonathyn!

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jonathaniscoop 

The act of sucking a mans penis aggressively and quickly
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Johnathanius 

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot
Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could
Johnathanius by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010

Johnathan Blair 

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.