Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person

Jack Johnson is a good person

by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020

adrianna johnson

Adriannas are crack heads that wont give my m&ms or let me borrow her ear buds

adrianna johnson you a crack head

by boys ina hood November 19, 2018

Homotron Johnson

An individual who perpetrates extremely gay acts.

That George Bush sure is a homotron johnson huh?

That ol' homotron johnson stole my car!

by Bernie G June 23, 2007

Johnson Bar

a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.

"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"

"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?

by Norcalgal January 3, 2013

johnson drippin'

A synonym to sexual intercourse but more hood in the suburban kind of way.

Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson drippin' with Shirley?"
Billy: "You must be playin."

by Oedipizzle May 27, 2008

jenn johnson

Lit worship leader from bethel music with a small case of the hipsters.

Jenn Johnson has a beautiful love for the Lord.

by henriididit August 10, 2016