Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Jimmy Moment

theres a guy at my school whos obsessed with the colour green and the packers, and throws tantrums in class if he answers a question wrong. whenever soemone gets overly angry about something, u call it a jimmy moment
alternatives: in your jimmy era, and thats on jimmy, pulling a jimmy fr

*child screaming in a walmart*
"Jimmy moment"

by kidddddo February 7, 2023

Jimmy Neutron

When your about to bust a nut but she says no wait think about something wholesome like Jimmy neutron, him gotta blast

Tom jimmy neutroned Jersey the other day and I could hear him yell gotta blast last night form his house

by Jimmy neutron gotta blast October 20, 2019

Jimmy Jangle

When you drink spinny water and have an out of body experience.

yo tim you about some spinny water? Imma jimmy jangle that shit.

by rawdoggindog November 16, 2021

Jimmy Cone

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream

Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

Creamy Jimmy

First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.

Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.

by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021

kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom

Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021