The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
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Get the Jessica mug.The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
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Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
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by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
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Did You Hear About The New Girl?
No...? What's Her Name?
Jessica, I Also Heard That She's A *HUGE* Bisexual.
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Jessica, I Also Heard That She's A *HUGE* Bisexual.
by Kokomi Ouma December 20, 2021
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