j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

Pubic J's

1. To put pubic hair in someone's PB&J.

2. To ask if people want Pubic J's. It sounds like PB J's.

1. "I pubic j'ed my dad yesterday."

2. You: "I'm going to make Pubic J's, anyone want some?"
Victim: "I want 2."
You: "Be right back."

by Kyle Wallschlaeger April 5, 2008

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

Terry J

A hip-hop artist from Orlando, Terry Sanksalso known as Terry J has released several singles although unsigned. Originally haling from California, Terry is currently best known for his single "Bag Em' All" which features hip-hop artist Max V".

Man: "Did you hear that new Terry J track?"

Woman: "Yes, I want to have his kids!"

by hiphophead14 August 24, 2009

J-Crewin it

If your J-Crewin it your not in sweats, but your not dressed up. Also,when your J-Crewin it you can't have jeans on, you must have khakis or nicer on.

Bob:"You look nice today"

Sally:"Not really, I'm just J-crewin it.

Bob:"Oh, ........OK.

by Mado1243 December 14, 2009

J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.

He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.

by JBeamin March 31, 2011

J-swag

The swagga of a person of Japanese origin.

Yeah, definitely got some J-swag going on there ;)

by J-whore September 11, 2011