the bug the illuminati give people to keep their bodys dissociated by langufucking them. people who have caught the illumiscratchy bug cant stop scratching at their skin because part of them has become occoludum.
i just watched a disney film now i feel so illumiscratchy.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.
by dthxfjsfyjs March 14, 2013

That shit happens when your wi-fi connection is weak or your phone/computer is too old. It stays frozen for few seconds and then it fucks up everything.
*talks on skype* -Oh, man what happened stop starring at me!
- it's a computer bug, bro
- yeah right *rolls eyes* creeper
- it's a computer bug, bro
- yeah right *rolls eyes* creeper
by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu July 1, 2016

by What is the wrong December 29, 2020

by No one can ever do that August 31, 2020

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.
I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.
by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

aka monster hunter bug..errr i mean monster bug errr monster hunter world. the game is mp game but you can only play sp due to some issues. let's pray for them to fix those issues so the game can be what it was meant to be.
by el_sultan August 21, 2018
