Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one

Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome

by B0hem September 29, 2010

Shop liftin putty

Basically it means finessin that pussy but its hood asf💀

Shop liftin putty means finessin the pussy
Bruh u cant shop lift putty from her shes drunk

by Daaaaquannnn January 8, 2020

Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020

barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

Rich Vein Shopping

When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.

I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!

by ewargod June 7, 2023

Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018