Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you

James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

by Retard_Ryan February 04, 2023

mudjug minute

When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.

Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU

by bigdickweiner420 May 26, 2018

Minute

Pronounced min-it, It is a. unit of time equal to 60 seconds.

Just wait a minute.

by Lianiam April 04, 2023

Minute

Pronounced as my-nute, it is very small.

Look at that minute particle!

by Lianiam April 04, 2023

minute

the conversation was minute meaning there was not much said..
the weight is minute compared to the velocity blah blah,

the weight is minute compared to the velocity blah blah,

by abrasivesnail] August 22, 2023

Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 29, 2022

Minutes

Taking more than a quarter of an hour.

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 07, 2024