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internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
by wicked son July 9, 2011
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Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
by Question009 June 29, 2009
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internet shooters

Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something

-Look at that guy

-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done
by mhblock December 9, 2017
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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
by LordWufei May 5, 2009
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Internet Fuckboy

A guy who messages every single girl at school but is to shy to really talk to them. For example you may be talking/DM to a guy that may like you but in real life is just a creep.
OMG I THINK CHRIS LIKE ME!!-Ameila
No hes just an Internet Fuckboy- Nicole
by october2401 May 29, 2016
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won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
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Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011
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