payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.

Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.

by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 3, 2019

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

Train horning

When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other

So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning

by Train horner October 19, 2015

Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them

Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong

by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021