French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 03, 2021

horn dog

someone who is gross and super horny.

girl one: you know that guy alexander?
girl two: oh yeah, stay away. he’s a horn dog.

by garlicbreadsam July 25, 2020

pelvic horn

A trans woman's penis.

She only let her romantic partners near her pelvic horn.

by MadamTSK July 27, 2016

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

Horn effect

Opossite of the "halo effect". Horn effect is associating negative traits with someone who is conventionally unattractive while overlooking their good traits.

“When I express my feelings towards a girl they call me weird but when "Chad" does it it's cute. Why is that?”
“Sorry buddy it's the "Horn effect". It's over.”

by LifeIsOver January 12, 2024

French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 03, 2019

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021