That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.
Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings
by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017
Get the Hawkingsmug. Happy Hawks-mas
by Hawks-simp December 22, 2020
Get the Hawks-masmug. Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.
by alk3ovation January 22, 2010
Get the 'hawkingmug. Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Tony hawkedmug. Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.
Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.
Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
Get the Hawking a loogiemug. (Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuahitus Disordermug. It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth
Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth
Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
by PyroPrincess21 March 29, 2022
Get the Shit Hawkmug.