Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls

Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS

by Hey bruva December 5, 2020

Hairy nipples

The kind of nipples your grandfather has

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!

by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

hairy devon

Hairy Devon
Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.

"You've got a nice piece of hairy devon going on there B-rad"

by B-rad's Bro April 28, 2021

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023