guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

Gentaculate

To eat breakfast.

This is extremely funny to ask people and see their reactions.

"Did you gentaculate this morning?"

by raptor2014 November 18, 2011

guinta

One the sucks large testicles on a semi-regular, to regular basis. Fornication is not often seen, however fellatio is common.

John: Hey dude, have you seen Randy?

Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.

John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.

Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.

by BRUTUSniggaz January 30, 2014

Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

guitar penis

When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

by Liuo April 10, 2016

genta

Perfect body, Best dancer and a very good singer. When Genta loves, she loves with her heart. A strong, intelligent, funny Girl with the cutest laugh. She can be your dream gilrfriend, or your dream Bestfriend. She can give you that love you need and want.

Genta is the most perfect girl on earth.

by LegendaryJ January 2, 2017

Guitarist

One who plays guitar and is usually in a band so is therefor super cool. Guitarists are usually cooler than people that don’t play guitar and there are nearly 0 exceptions to this rule.

Nobody gets more pussy than guitarists bro

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023