gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021

Gorilla Tag

That game where you need medical insurance to play

BANG, “what was that!?” “ nothing I’m just playing Gorilla Tag”

by rcdude February 25, 2024

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

Gorilla Tag

Hark! In "Gorilla Tag," thou dost become a nimble ape, relying solely on thine arms to swing and scramble through the forest. One amongst thee is marked as the pursuer, seeking to touch and thus transform others into pursuers.

The game begins with one chaser and many fleeing. When touched, the chased becometh the chaser. Thus, the lively pursuit continueth until all are caught or time doth end.

Join this merry chase, where joy and laughter abound, and the thrill of the hunt bindeth all in camaraderie.

Thou loves Gorilla Tag

by Smellty May 23, 2024

Gorilla snot

Yellow 3M weather seal glue

Don’t use Gorilla snot on the engine gaskets Joe, it’ll leak

by Lecajun August 21, 2021