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told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.
Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."
by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023
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Geek chic

Basically a hipster but the pretense is not directed towards single-origin coffee or obscure music, but towards "geeky" shit. A lot of the promoters of this stem from corporate cynicism that is thinly disguised by using attractive front-runners like Felicia Day and moderately annoying douchebags like Wil Wheaton. You can tell because geek chic is all these people are - it's a brand and they are wearing it to market it to you. Typically these people have nothing interesting about them at all, but will nevertheless try to force you to think they are cool or interesting by how many tabletop board games, RPGs, and Magic the Gathering cards they have.
They told us "nerd blackface" wasn't okay to say anymore so they re-branded it as geek chic.
by OneRedFox October 22, 2019
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Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.
Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.
by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013
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HookUp Geek

A person whose main idea is to get acquainted, to find someone to go or to hang out with or just for pastime.
My friend is a real hookup geek, he often goes to have fun at night!

Hook them up!!!
by HookUpGeek March 1, 2019
mugGet the HookUp Geekmug.

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')
Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?
by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010
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VAPE GEEK

VAPE GEEKS are people who chat on the interwebs to other VAPE GEEKS about vaping on forums etc
there are lots of forums on the interwebs to chat other VAPE GEEKS about your vape set-up and vaping
by Gadgetkeith October 9, 2016
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Geeked

by gibbit January 24, 2024
mugGet the Geekedmug.

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