Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

Grind the grape

A fruity, more accurate alternative to flicking the bean.

Female masturbation

First you gently grasp the grape, the juices start flowing, it starts to swell, and then you grind the grape

by juice-it-up June 8, 2025

Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.

“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already”

by Grandule April 9, 2024

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Grape

It really is grape 🍇

I know it’s not perfect, but it really is grape.

by Kongfu panda May 5, 2024

Grape

To confuse a gay person, you use grape.

"You're acting like a grape today."

by gearspinning May 18, 2024

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024