google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym November 27, 2017

google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.

i have google bordum.......

by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019

Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 16, 2015

Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.

John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!

by FailPanda August 19, 2010

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 03, 2016

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 23, 2011

daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

by An0ny-m0use December 02, 2020