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gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"
Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

Gangster Granny

Gangster Granny:
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Gangster Granny by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026

christmas gangster 

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
christmas gangster by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Prison Gangster 

a prisoner who sticks with his own people (race). in or outside of jail.
Jose was approached by a young black male in south central la. When the black male raised his fist to punch jose, jose told him "im a prison gangster fool"
Prison Gangster by Messiah May 17, 2015

hamster gangster 

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator
Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.
hamster gangster by Creator April 16, 2016

sweaty gangster 

A white person who normally lives in the country but dresses urban and goes to all the events in town with his fatass girlfriend who normally wears sweat pants that say "baby girl" on the butt. A sweaty gangster wears oversized south pole clothing . You can normally find one at any state or county fair walking around broke as fuck trying to bum a dollar for a pepperoni stick. They sweat so much the back end of there faded phat farm tee is drenched an you can usually spot them picking up ciggarette butts close to a near by ash tray . A sweaty gangster may have a tattoo of a baby holding money bags with " born hustler" I'm old English .
" damn bro the wife beater that sweaty gangster had on was once white but now is yellow"
sweaty gangster by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016