Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

Homie-Sexual

The 100% not gay sexuality of loving your bros but no homo.
When you kiss your bros but its not gay, its Homie-Sexual.

"It's not gay man, it's Homie-Sexual"
"Can I butt-fuck you? It's not gay, it's Homie-Sexual

by StoutCrow April 10, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

by Riley barker December 2, 2021

homie harem

It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.

While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.

by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025

the homies

People you can have actual sex with, with no repercussions. If a person rejects they are excluded off of the homies' group, executed and are no longer considered a "homie".

I had a "great time" with the homies. I felt ecstatic when my penis got groped.
Don't mess with the homies.

by AnonymousTheAver September 8, 2023