featus

came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite

Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite

by onesadpandabear February 4, 2010

Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area

His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008

Fead

A person who is both fed up and dead at the same time.

Emilee: Damn, I’m so fead.

Michael: You mean dead..?
Emilee: No, I’m fed up too. I’m fead.

by Jongups_Cheetos March 7, 2019

butt feaster

a person who lives and feasts off of butts

my friend frank that lives down the street is a butt feaster

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

featherwood

woman of Ariean Blood

She's a Featherwood.

by Merry m.f. Bills July 16, 2008

Fear The Beard

Started at Kansas State University in 2009 because fans noticed Jacob Pullens beard. Pullen embraced the chant, and did not shave the beard until after Kansas States elite 8 loss to Butler. He has begun growing it out again and Kansas State is off to another great start.

Brian Wilson of the San Fransisco Giants also did this in the 2010 World Series. The beard won the giants a world series. The only controversy is who started the "fear the beard", and it was in fact Kansas State...not San Fransisco, but still an epic beard to be feared.

Ex. 1. Jacob Pullen made the country fear the beard after leading kansas state to an Elite 8.

Ex. 2. The San Fransisco giants slayed the Rangers because the Rangers Feared The Beard.

by gap2132 December 19, 2010

feas

a contracted form of the word feasible. to say that something could be done or accomplished

"craig wanna come over?"
"thats feas."

by TI&CR June 1, 2005