Flexsexual

People that feel attracted to flexing in any form or way, be it in a sexual way or not.

Someone: *flexes*

Flexsexual: *moans*

Someone: Wtf was that?

Flexsexual: Sorry, I'm flexsexual.

by JustTomi August 11, 2020

flexburn

The sleek incorporation of a self-praising flex into a burn against another.

"I made a passable effort of reading a student's essay and got halfway through until I realized the student wasn't writing in Greek! - flexburn by Guy Davenport - flexing on his ability to read Greek while burning a student's bad handwriting

by alyzaraelynn September 8, 2020

flextrician

An electrican that lacks real skill and or enthusiasm for doing a top notch job.

One who can't bend pipe or doesnt care about finished product

Bill is a real flextrician

by Nat weeb October 21, 2020

Flexvzn

Flexvzn is a rich guy on roblox who is a good audio maker and makes good clothes. He is the best scammer on roblox

Flexvzn: Hey can you paste this link into your search bar and press enter for free robux!
11 year old with pv: Oki :3

by flexvznsfanboy October 29, 2020

flexibilitics

Sporting events done by people who are flexible doing flexible things with their flexible bodies.

The contortionist won gold medals at the flexibilitics.

by The Blunns November 6, 2020

flextape

The thing that fixes a lot of damage

Phil Swift, thats a lot of damage, now lets fix this with the multipurpose flextape

by KoolKid6996 December 15, 2020

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021