porky bread flaps

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

by Phallax February 27, 2005

jizzfaced testicle flap

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017

flap your wings

Flapping your wings, refers to the dance to the song "Eagle On" by Nelly. It is the action of flapping your arms like a bird while getting low with your legs spread wide open, to replicate the "spread eagle" position.

Flap your wings girl!

by njssdnsd May 25, 2008

t-bone flaps

Large meaty type (almost boney) vaginal lips known as t-bone flaps.

Whoopie Goldberge allegedly has t-bone flaps.

by Jazzbot March 21, 2005

Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007