English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Timmy English

Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.

'Old New?' you seem to have learnt Timmy English

by Micc4 March 16, 2020

Hindi Never English Ever

A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"

by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 27, 2024

english

A good language.

I like English.

by fm74 July 26, 2022

English

That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.

1:Yay english agian

2:U R mantaly IN saNE....

by Daniisnotpretty November 18, 2018

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.

Why the fuck did I take Honors English 9?

by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023