English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.

Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.

by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019

dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

by krisxian January 31, 2024

English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

ENGLISH

the language we are all speaking.

Chinese dude: 请问厕所在哪里?
English dude: English pls

by Yuri von tarded September 24, 2020

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024