Edward

The most annoying guy you could meet; nigger

Girl 1: you know that kid Edward

Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: he is so annoying

by Big_d_candy07 November 20, 2023

James Edward Logan Hugh V

Literally the same meaning as ‘perfect’ but more perfect than perfect.

Wow, that’s absolutely James Edward Logan Hugh V

by anonymous January 22, 2021

Edward Lee Charles Grier II

Edward Lee Charles Grier II is one of the most polarizing kings to ever rule the world. He first came into reign in 2004 and has been ruling ever since. With his good looks, funny jokes, and amazing musical talent. He is sure to knock anyone's socks off. This fella plays guitar, piano, drums, bass, ukulele, trombone, and a little bit or trumpet. He is a epic gamer to say the least, (being subscribed to Pewdiepie since day 1). Though he is disappointed in the Browns, he knows that eventually they will have to win a game. I don't know why I said that. I'm kinda pissed. Edward Lee Charles Grier II is a better drum set player than Larry and always impresses the ladies with his skills. He is an artist, comedian, and a true soldier (despite never being in the war).

"You know Edward Lee Charles Grier II?
Uh, you mean our King??"

by Darryn Azzano November 13, 2018

Edward

👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾

“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “

by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Edward

A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.

"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"

"Oh, you mean Edward?"

by Mistor Guy December 2, 2023

Edward Norton

Literally sex on legs. I love EDNORT! I'm part of the Norton Nation... Total babe of a man.

He starred in some really great movies like Primal Fear, Fight Club, American History X, etc.

Person 1: I'm part of the Norton Nation!
Person 2: Oh man, me too! I love Edward Norton!

Edward Norton I think???: hell yeah

by KryptScout May 5, 2024