Earth stew

The god of sexual harassment

The was the eartch stewie Earth stew

by Evesaucebaby July 9, 2022

earthistasty

fellow cinnamoroll eater

earthistasty ate cinnamoroll

by fabseboy May 29, 2023

earspiderling

harry styles crawls up in you ear and he attacks your brain so you become spiderman and he takes over your brain making yourself as spiderman a supervillain

dont be a earspiderling

by gracieabramslover June 28, 2023

waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.

girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.

by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

man ears

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.

Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016