Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

by littleclinty September 14, 2020

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

when did i care

when did i care means:
i don't care

i neva cared

micheal:it doesn't make sense

James:when did i care
fag/temp:he neva cared

by fart penis August 14, 2021

did abetes

you did your diabetes test and it says did

oh no i have did abetes

by im so agam December 13, 2021

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

John0512 made TST group, one of his many accomplishments.

john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:

by incompleteusern October 10, 2023