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Laddy Daddy

The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.
After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.
by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021
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Daddy Declan

Give me a piece of that cake Daddy Declan!
*moans* Oh Daddy Declan give me more!!
by JuicyThiccGurl February 26, 2020
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placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result
Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.
by Rail Roid June 16, 2019
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skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
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daddy maddy

by thot hunter dad October 20, 2017
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daddies pickle

no one can resist the sweet succulent juices of daddies pickle
"I need some of daddies pickle" - your mom
by Whitebread I of the IWG clan! November 12, 2017
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Daddy-Bro

the opposite of sisom

A childs parent is both their brother and their father.

This word derives from the combination of two words brother and father. The second meaning of brother which is a male offspring having only one parent in common with another offspring. Dad which means 1. A male parent.

The mother of the offspring is also the mother of the son which makes the male parent both the brother and the father to the offspring. The brother and father (daddy-bro) is the offspring’s half-brother and father.
"In Incest families commonly found in the southern states of North America brothers of sisters are also found to be their fathers.

"My brodad thinks he is so cool that he likes to call himself Daddy-Bro!"
by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012
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