“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."
"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 19, 2021
when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
by phillipchuntz December 29, 2011
The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 07, 2025
by Dildoclock November 27, 2017
Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 02, 2022