Leaky Ceiling

When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.

"I didn't know where to ejaculate, so I treaters her to a 'leaky ceiling'

by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024

California celibate

Only receiving cunnilingus/oral esx, no penetration.

"I'm California celibate, no d*ck for me"

by La520 April 5, 2024

Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 28, 2024

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024

African ceiling pigeon

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.

“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.

by 1 Leg Dwn March 15, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.

I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.

by Laventer August 30, 2025