Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

by wordman12 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unusual heterosexual act with homosexual overtones, performed by the male. During anal sex, the male simultaneously and successfully stuffs both testicles and his penis into his female partner's ass.

I used the Superbowl's halftime show to teach my girlfriend Canada's History. Now she wont talk to me, and shes rooting for the other team!

by Colberts Soldier February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.

There should never, ever be an example of Canada's History.

by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010

Canada's History

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup

Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!

by liveadvisor February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.

by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010

canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.

ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.

by im_cool_not February 4, 2010