Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.

by Cheodo February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.

We did Canada's History all night long.

by Bearssss February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.

I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert

by wigfield84 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup

Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!

by liveadvisor February 4, 2010

canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.

ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.

by im_cool_not February 4, 2010