Cucked

When your willing to spend $30 on carnival games in an attempt to win your girl a teddy bear.

That guy Gehrid was so cucked at the carnival last night.

by AWasteOfAir May 20, 2018

cucked

Being a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

"All of Mark's friends knew he was cucked when he asked Julia for permission to cook som eggs"

by drhansenjunior February 28, 2017

Cuck Cart

Electric Vehicle (EV)

My friend just bought a Cuck Cart now I don't talk to him.

by cfbdfgd March 07, 2022

Council of Cucks

A gathering of two or more cucks

“The council of cucks is officially in session” is usually said when a group of cucks are together

by cisumct January 19, 2025

car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

mah cuck

One's peen, usually sat on or sucked

SUCK MAH CUCK

by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018