COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cops BooBoo

That faithful partner you love to hate and the cops are called cuz ya'll be fighting too much. One gets arrested, but the other doesn't want to press charges. Often you can hear them screaming 'I love you Baby' or asking the officer, 'Can I just give them a kiss before you take them away?', while in handcuffs.

Girl, I saw you on TV the other night with a new dude. Is that your Cops BooBoo?

I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.

by HotGoalieGf18 March 1, 2020

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.

“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”

by BRUHHHHHHHH? July 7, 2020

Cop on your neck

When one consumes both meth and fentanyl

"Ay yo, you wanna cop on your neck? This shit will fuck you up."

by Lil Fentanyl August 19, 2020