beer can dick

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.

by CrazyCollegeKid January 8, 2009

can hold liquor

It means you can drink a lot of alcohol without throwing up, or acting totally ridiculous.

"Man, did you see how much John Doe drank last night, he really can hold liquor."

by I Can Out Drink Anyone April 26, 2006

But can it run crisis?

A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.

Dude A: I just got a new graphics card today!
Dude B: That's cool bro, but can it run crisis?

by zxvcn October 9, 2011

she can catch it

telling someone that u want to fuck the girl and or u wouldnt mind fucking her

alvin: yo joel, look at that girl man check her out
joel: yea word man she fly, she can catch it any day

by sAkE iz da tagg April 27, 2006

Mexican garbage can

Anywhere other than an actual garbage can. Example: The ground.

While driving down the freeway, Jose threw is beer can out the window into the Mexican garbage can.

by Chauncey Holinsworth March 5, 2004

The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home when in compare to those at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!

My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

by gravy111 November 18, 2010

Randle No Can Handle

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii

Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle

by FrankieDawg August 31, 2011