"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"
by FullBurrito October 17, 2019
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 09, 2021
by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 30, 2022
The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 08, 2019
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks
That dude over there is a total burrito sock
That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man March 26, 2016
Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight