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Got Any Bread? 

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher
Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???
Got Any Bread? by Richard November 25, 2004

sliced bread 

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.
This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!
sliced bread by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

gnat bread

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"
gnat bread by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Monkey Bread 

A term from the South to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat ass and tits so quickly.
Damn!!! How Kat get so thick? Dawg she must be eatin that Monkey Bread.
Monkey Bread by Richie182 March 22, 2010

Ped Bread 

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.
My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.
Ped Bread by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

Raw Bread 

Uncooked Toast
Hey Timmy, Would you like Raw Bread on your Turkey?
Raw Bread by Raw Bread December 22, 2014