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Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".
You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.
by SHAMsee October 7, 2018
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Boston Angel

The act of two adults pressing their anuses together and passing gas, frequently back and forth to one another.
Bostonian #1: Did you get any action last night?
Bostonian #2: Ah, bro, I totally gave her a Boston Angel!
Bostonian #1: Ah, sweet, bro! Did it smell bad?
Bostonian #2: 'Course it smelled bad, dude, I had nothing but Natty Ice and chowdah for three days.
by Extra Sneaky Sanchez July 1, 2023
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Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
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Heuston Boston

The zaza
by Nvk3 June 17, 2021
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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I am Boston Beast

Definition: A battle cry born from the projects of Boston, created by an underdog who beat incredible odds. This phrase embodies the unyielding determination and grit of those who face seemingly insurmountable challenges with street smarts, tenacity, and innovative thinking. It was coined by a kid from the inner city who defied expectations, becoming an actor, model, singer, dancer, designer, and entrepreneur - managing 130 employees, owning a hair salon, creating a trademark, and traveling to 32 countries. This BOSTOn beast spirit is about standing up to any person, system, or institution that believes they're superior, fighting smart and hard until the very end. It channels the never-say-die attitude of Boston's legendary sports comebacks, proving that with persistence and heart, no odds are too great to overcome.

Origin: Coined by a kid who grew up in Boston's tough project neighborhoods, faced adversity, and rose to challenge corporate giants in a David vs. Goliath trademark battle. Now shared with the world as a testament to the underdog spirit and the power of relentless determination.
Examples:

1. "When those big corporations tried to steal my trademark, I stood my ground and said, 'I am BOSTOn beast.' Against all odds, I won, proving that even a kid from the projects can take on Goliath and win."

2. "Down 28-3 in the third quarter, our team channeled that BOSTOn beast energy. We fought back point by point and clinched the championship in overtime."

3. "When my startup was on the brink of failure, I remembered the Red Sox breaking the curse in 2004. I am BOSTOn beast - we turn lost causes into historic victories."

4. "Facing a 3-0 series deficit, most teams would give up. But we're BOSTOn beasts - we dig deep, rally hard, and make the impossible possible."

5. "From being counted out in my industry to leading its innovation - that's the BOSTOn beast way. Like our sports teams, we thrive when others count us out."

6. "They said a kid from the projects couldn't become an actor, model, singer, and business owner. I said 'Watch me.' From managing 130 employees to traveling 32 countries, this BOSTOn beast proves that with grit and determination, you can achieve it all."

Remember: You don't have to live in Boston to be a BOSTOn beast. It's about having that fighter's spirit, standing up against anyone who thinks they're above others, and never giving up, no matter where you're from or what odds you face. A BOSTOn beast fights smart, fights hard, and fights all the way to the end - just like those legendary Boston comebacks on the field, court, and ice.
by Boston Beast July 21, 2024
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Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.
I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.
by abbycockbane January 17, 2023
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