clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez

"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010

birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013

zee bones

Another way to say No.

1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."

by MetalikzOG July 8, 2022

De-bone

To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.

This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.

When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.

by RobitJ December 16, 2011

Bone Piece

A girl who everyone uses as their sex toy, or a girl who everyone wants to use as their toy.

Sarah has fucked every guy she is such a bone piece

by Longstaff69 July 13, 2015

turquoise bone

really hot pale girls with good bodies.

awhhhh yeaaa she a turquoise bone

by TurquoiseBoney April 8, 2011

Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012