Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

Blumpkinator

The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys

I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option

by Asstastic716253 October 10, 2020

Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.

I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!

by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022