Bloody Sunday

When you start to cut yourself and use the blood to masturbate as lubricant on a Sunday as its the day of Christ.

"I'm going to have a bloody Sunday".

by mrhacks June 11, 2015

Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.

She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.

by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011

bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.

nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.

by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

bloody brick eater

1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.

2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.

3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.

"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"

"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"

"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008

bloody ax wound

In other words a period.

Hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney

by Jordan555 August 6, 2007

bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons

Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries

by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010