Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Austin

The best dude ever and my pookie forever

bro austin is so nice

by higsjif February 4, 2024

Austin

austin is lowkey gay but denies it

ma mans Austin is gay as hell
ye bro all austins are like that

by jeffreylopez8 November 27, 2019

Austin Tripp

A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.

Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.

by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014

Austin Stogsdill

A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them

Austin stogsdill is so hot holy shit

by voidrawa April 29, 2023

austin

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)

Austins a bitch

by chin397 October 5, 2021

Natasha Austin

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Natasha Austin is so perfect.

by The scholarly crack head May 29, 2024