Clammy Anus

Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.

In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.

After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.

by Lewes Kram December 28, 2012

furnace anus

The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.

Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus

by ticktokk April 20, 2014

DMZ anus

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down

Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow

by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies

Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster

by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

UNNAS ANNUS

A YouTube channel that is no longer available make by Markiplier and CrankGameplays that was made only to be deleted after a year to show time is limited so live your life to the fullest cause you'll regret it when it's too late
Unnas: one
Annus: year
Memento mori my friends

"I wanna skydive"
"Do it"
"But its dangerous"
"Live youre life to the fullest,'because time is limited' like I was told before"
"Who told you that"
"Unnas annus"

by Mem3Bts(my twt please follow) November 16, 2020

Unus Annus Day

Unus Annus day, a day to remember Unus Annus and it's deletion.

Unus Annus is, or at least was, a youtube channel ran by Markiplier and Crankgameplays.

Unus Annus Day is on November 14th. The channel got deleted on November 14th, 2020.

by Monsterteeth February 7, 2021