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Alarmy Army

A army of pjransone stans

That are the superior breed
I’m now a proud member of the alarmy army
by RayRayPerson March 17, 2022
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saiyan army

It’s a army on TikTok made by Rikeiok they never miss on their takes and their sexy
by Rikeiok February 20, 2021
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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger
I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.
by Technosmash October 6, 2017
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marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!
1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!
by Sadman101 September 28, 2018
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ARMYs

Not a cult. Not racist. Not a bunch of 13 year olds. In fact they are one of the most diverse fandoms out there, having members from around the globe. Age-wise, the range is huge. From toddlers, pre-teens (of course not on social media) and young adults to seniors! Yes everyone loves BTS. Including you. Moving on, the dedicated fandom has done countless donations and charity work, and are very welcoming. They're really nice, trust me. Just, don't fuck with them unless you wanna lose your job or degree.
ARMYs work really hard on making BTS break more records, unlike /some/ people
by douhearmeyuh November 7, 2020
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im an army but-

"im an army but-" is an iconic phrase used by stans who are going to throw bts or the army fandom under the bus, or are pick mes who want to be accepted by other stans
Person A: Did you know *this person* did *blahblahblah*

Person B: They did? Im an army but-
by joonlvrs November 4, 2021
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