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Dark Army

The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.
Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!

Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!

I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
by AcefluxJordina July 31, 2023
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Army

A large group or pack of guinea pigs, specifically a group of rabid guinea pigs.
How cute! It's an army of guinea pigs!
by TheWeirdKidWhoSaysA August 26, 2023
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boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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Commandeered Army

"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"

A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.

It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.

Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.

Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.

Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
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ARMY ended bl0nks

Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest
1.Army ended bl0nks again with there success.
2. Bl0nks are jobless
by anonymous January 7, 2022
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Stan army

Stan army is a group of 2 years old that bully people for fun because they insult someone who will never date them.
I'm apart of the kpop Stan army an I shall "cancel" you
by KILLER_DEATH011 COME ADD ME January 13, 2022
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needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
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