1: dude i just joined the Bored Ape Yacht Club!
2: dude i never knew you were a racist piece of shit!
2: dude i never knew you were a racist piece of shit!
by Zarkeven October 18, 2022
Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass August 20, 2008
A test that only 2 people got a 5 on in my Title 1 school because everyone else that took it has room temperature IQ
by PutinDRasputin October 19, 2022
When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.
The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.
by CPodWrites January 07, 2011
by devilboy8 May 25, 2016
Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.
Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.
Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.
by eis_luver September 03, 2008
by Shkdurp February 16, 2021